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“If you could give one piece of advice, what would it be?”
“Be in love.”
“How many times have you been in love?”
“Once.”
And then he walked away.
“If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”
“Stay single.”
After I took her photo, she stuck her cheek out for a kiss. After I gave her one, she said: “Isn’t love great?”
“Yes it is,” I replied. Then she leaned in and said:
“But sex is better.”
I asked if he had any moves.
“When my husband was dying, I said: ‘Moe, how am I supposed to live without you?’ He told me: ‘Take the love you have for me and spread it around.’”
The Extrovert and The Introvert
“What was the happiest moment of your life?”
“There are two: when my son was born, and last night.”